Two convicts evade noose; jury hung
Published 12:00 am Thursday, August 18, 2005
Since this is a newspaper, I thought people might enjoy seeing what some writers have done with headlines.
Everyone makes mistakes and most of the time they are funny if you have a sense of humor.
It might sometimes take a while to get a perspective and see the funny side if you are the one who made the mistake. But laughing at yourself or laughing period is good therapy. It releases a lot of tension.
Hope these headlines can release a little tension for you and put a bright spot in your day.
March planned for next August
Blind Bishop appointed to see
Lingerie shipment hijacked–thief gives police the slip
Patient at death’s door–doctors pull him through
Diaper market bottoms out
Stadium air conditioning fails–fans protest
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Women’s movement called more broad-based
Teacher strikes idle kids
Lawyers give poor free legal advice
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Fund set up for beating victim’s kin
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Cancer Society honors Marlboro man
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Autos killing 110 a day–let’s resolve to do better
20-year friendship ends at altar
War dims hope for peace
If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Half of U.S. high schools require some study for graduation
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years
Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
New study of obesity looks for larger test group
Kids make nutritious snacks
Arson suspect is held in Massachusetts fire
Ban on soliciting dead in Trotwood
Lansing residents can drop off trees
Local high school dropouts cut in half
New vaccine may contain rabies
Man minus ear waives hearing
Man steals clock, faces time
Old school pillars are replaced by alumni
Hospitals are sued by 7-foot doctors
Sex Education delayed, teachers request training
Include your children when baking cookies
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Iraqi head seeks arms
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Lung cancer in women mushrooms
Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Miners refuse to work after death
Stolen painting found by tree
Red tape holds up new bridges
Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
Two convicts evade noose; jury hung
Complaints about NBA referees growing ugly
Many antiques seen at D.A.R. meeting
Collegians are turning to vegetables
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Half-million Italian women seen on pill
Man held in Miami after shooting bee
Two soviet ships collide, one dies
2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
Man is fatally slain
Enfield couple slain; police suspect homicide
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
Study finds sex, pregnancy link
Plot to kill officer had vicious side
How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs