Two convicts evade noose; jury hung

Published 12:00 am Thursday, August 18, 2005

Since this is a newspaper, I thought people might enjoy seeing what some writers have done with headlines.

Everyone makes mistakes and most of the time they are funny if you have a sense of humor.

It might sometimes take a while to get a perspective and see the funny side if you are the one who made the mistake. But laughing at yourself or laughing period is good therapy. It releases a lot of tension.

Hope these headlines can release a little tension for you and put a bright spot in your day.

March planned for next August

Blind Bishop appointed to see

Lingerie shipment hijacked–thief gives police the slip

Patient at death’s door–doctors pull him through

Diaper market bottoms out

Stadium air conditioning fails–fans protest

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Women’s movement called more broad-based

Teacher strikes idle kids

Lawyers give poor free legal advice

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

Fund set up for beating victim’s kin

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

Cancer Society honors Marlboro man

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Autos killing 110 a day–let’s resolve to do better

20-year friendship ends at altar

War dims hope for peace

If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Half of U.S. high schools require some study for graduation

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Kids make nutritious snacks

Arson suspect is held in Massachusetts fire

Ban on soliciting dead in Trotwood

Lansing residents can drop off trees

Local high school dropouts cut in half

New vaccine may contain rabies

Man minus ear waives hearing

Man steals clock, faces time

Old school pillars are replaced by alumni

Hospitals are sued by 7-foot doctors

Sex Education delayed, teachers request training

Include your children when baking cookies

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Iraqi head seeks arms

Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

Lung cancer in women mushrooms

Eye drops off shelf

Squad helps dog bite victim

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Miners refuse to work after death

Stolen painting found by tree

Red tape holds up new bridges

Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

Two convicts evade noose; jury hung

Complaints about NBA referees growing ugly

Many antiques seen at D.A.R. meeting

Collegians are turning to vegetables

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Half-million Italian women seen on pill

Man held in Miami after shooting bee

Two soviet ships collide, one dies

2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

Man is fatally slain

Enfield couple slain; police suspect homicide

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

Study finds sex, pregnancy link

Plot to kill officer had vicious side

How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs